I’ve got one (pimp) hand in my pocket…

Talking to my sister about a cousin’s latest boyfriend, whom we met over the weekend:

“I kind of want to punch him in the throat. At this point, every man I associate with, romantically or otherwise, is a decent, standup guy. I don’t keep company with assholes who don’t handle their shit, and I’ve been annoyed with this guy more than once already.
“I’m not a complete dick, I’ll give Dude a chance. But I’m gonna have to keep my pimp hand in my pocket around him.”

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