It’s 7 a.m. Have you considered the moral messages in “Grease 2?”

Woke up all jazzed because, “Whoo-hoo, last day before a 3-day weekend! America! ‘Let’s do it for our country, the red, white, and the blue!'”

But then, “…Huh. Actually, Louis was kind of a dick who didn’t respect Sharon saying ‘no’ and wanting to wait. That whole thing was pretty gross. Fuck you, Louis. I’m glad you never got laid.”

So, you know…typical Thursday morning.