Friend: “‘Be terrifying’ is my next tattoo.”
Me: “I am not at all terrifying. That is not in my skill set. But it’s absolutely in yours. (That IS a compliment, I swear.)”
Friend: “I totally take it as one.”
#noncompliant
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