The family that medicates together, stays together.

Dear Pharmaceutical Companies,

If you created a special antidepressant for Family Time, maybe something with quaaludes in it, and insisted it be taken with a shot of Jäger for maximum efficacy, I would ask my doctor if it was right for me, and would gleefully give you all my money.

I suggest calling it Lextrapro, but obviously you already have your own splendid ad strategies, so feel free to Don Draper this shit as you see fit.

Just something to think about while you’re working on more erection pills.

Best,
Smug