New rule: Body acceptance be damned, if *I* can’t be naked, YOU can’t be naked, and I am way the fuck cuter than you naked.
By the way, I didn’t write this — I wish I had, but it’s a friend of a friend. I just love the wordplay that accompanies the incredibly valid point. “Ambushed.” Tee hee. (I know, I’m 12.) 
Smug Singleton 
the comments on the article are even MORE insane then the incident! Things that make you go: 😐