Between the clutter blog and the “erotic gifs,” my Tumblr feed can be very disorienting first thing in the morning.
“Right. Make my bed. LIKE AN ADULT.”
“Oh, wait… A hand in my draw’s? Yeah, we’re doing that. Maybe I’ll make my bed after. (I won’t.)”
I think even the clutter blog would agree that particular excuse is not boring.
Smug Singleton 
That particular excuse is pretty distracting…