My handbasket is lubricated. 

In today’s news: Top 5 places I never thought to put the body of Christ.  

Wait, though…If the guy goes down on me after, is that, like, communion?

Happy Sunday, all. Go shop at Kink after church — they’ll fill you with the Spirit. (Spirit fingers? No, wait…)

P.S. Tee hee — “inbox.”

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