Ladywood

I don’t even want to have kids, but there is something immeasurably sexy about a guy who’s good to them.

I just saw a dude walking down the hall of my office holding hands with a toddler, and I wanted to take that man home and do unspeakable things to him.

It might not even have been his kid. He could’ve been a criminal!

No matter.* Sexy as hell.

*OK, yeah, if it turned out he was a criminal, that would put a damper on my ladywood. But I’m pretty sure the kid was approved to be in his company, so I would like to be naked with this gentleman in the near future.