Captain Picard never logged his calories. 

Diet and fitness challenge with friends, Day 1: There is no cheese on this salad and everything is stupid and tastes like tragedy with a dressing of baby unicorn tears and I’m still menstruating and if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I died of cheeselessness and injustice.

3 thoughts on “Captain Picard never logged his calories. 

  1. True, Picard never logged his calories, but that’s probably because the Enterprise was magic. They had alcohol you could stop being drunk from whenever you felt like it. I bet the food that came out of the replicators could be made calorie free…

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