Diet and fitness challenge with friends, Day 1: There is no cheese on this salad and everything is stupid and tastes like tragedy with a dressing of baby unicorn tears and I’m still menstruating and if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I died of cheeselessness and injustice.
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True, Picard never logged his calories, but that’s probably because the Enterprise was magic. They had alcohol you could stop being drunk from whenever you felt like it. I bet the food that came out of the replicators could be made calorie free…
Dammit. I should’ve Googled “Picard” first. Fixed it!
No worries.
(I was blaming autocorrect on your behalf. But if you want to be all honest about it…)