Continuing the “bad in bed” theme…

So, funny story: Last night I go to turn on the vibratey bit of the sex toy, and… it doesn’t work. It’s charged, it just doesn’t work. 

I’m trying not to take it personally that even a vibrator can’t get it up for me.

#MockCockBlocked

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