It’s alive! Alive!!!

Continuing a theme…

While a friend was visiting today, she showed me how the new vibrator works — turns out I was using the wrong power button, so the moral of the story is that I can’t even turn on a battery-operated dick.

(I’m done with the theme now, I think. I’m cute as hell, I just thought all this was funny.)

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