Don’t trust that pizza. You in danger, girl.

This is the greatest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. This woman is my new spirit animal.

But I need to go to Canada and show her what real pizza — and thus true love — is. That pizza doesn’t love you, Nicole. That pizza will betray you.

P.S. I didn’t even notice it said “shero,” because it was just too gloriously much at first, but really, that shit needs to stop. She’s a hero. That’s the word. Knock it off.