Adjust your dress, your cynicism is showing.

I’d like to thank our nation’s veterans for fighting for our freedom to whinge self-righteously online about a non-news coffee cup “story” while we jerk off in SWEET bachelor pads in our parents’ basements.

What?

Is that not why they’re fighting?

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