WordPress is kind enough to track the search terms that lead people to my page.
Here are a few:
- “Miranda Lambert slutty” (If by “slutty,” you mean “fabulous.”)
- “Kerry Washington receiving oral sex” (I wish I didn’t want to see this, but I’d totally watch for at least a few minutes.)
- “Anal smug” (Nooope.)
- “americanwomanfuck” (Yes, please.)
- “woman on top sex positions” (yes, please, pretty please?)
- “glad I don’t have balls” (Always.)
- “Netflix and chill pajamas” (THAT’S THE DREAM!)
I love you all, you depraved bastards.