“Somethin’ ’bout platinum, irrefutably…”

Pre-holiday haircut and color: “What doesn’t kill you only makes you blonder…”  

That free wine they provide is half the reason I keep coming back to this salon. (Post-apartment move, it’s annoyingly far.)

The other half, as I texted a friend:

Me
: “My hair salon is next door to that bar with the cheesy pretzels, so I think a to-go order after my appointment is a must, no?”

Friend
: “Otherwise you’re just wasting your life, honestly.”

I can’t waste my life, you guys.

#DrunkyCheesyDestiny

(Upon reflection, I wish I’d asked Friend to join me at the bar. We could’ve taken my faboo hair for a test run, and she’d be a great wingman. Plus, I reiterate, cheesy pretzels.)

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