Oh. Well, hell, OkCupid guy… If you’re gonna be cute, nerdy, tall, AND writing me a coherent intro message telling me I’m funny? I really see no way out of writing you back.
I’m telling everyone “friends first,” because first off, if he’s just trying to get his dick wet, he won’t write back, and also, I am petrified of actually dating, but I feel OK about slowly getting to know someone and seeing what happens. (And if it happens that he’s nice and likes cake and we end up naked after a few dates, I feel OK with that as well.)