I promise I have other topics for later today, but in the meantime I’ll need one of you to come tie my hands together so I don’t end up responding to That Guy’s email to ask if he wrote me solely because he saw the “closure” post the other day.*
It’s TOO big a coincidence to be anything else.
And with that, fuck this. I have awesome to be. (Let’s see if that posturing is effective.)
*If you need to make the hand tying kinky, though, I can probably work with that.
EDIT: Crisis averted! Never underestimate the healing powers of red lipstick, great hair, coffee, and music. (Bruno Mars, “Uptown Funk” and The Band Perry, “Done,” if you wondered.)