OK, FINE, OkCupid! Jeez, I stand corrected: In the past hour, you’ve brought me two cute, seemingly literate men who have liked my profile and sent first messages.
And when I say “cute,” I mean “cute” in the way of, um…stirrings.
Not “You’re cute and maybe we’ll get to know each other and you’ll get cuter.” It’s a, “Hey. You’re hot and formed sentences, one of which said I’m funny. Come remedy this situation that seems to be developing in my pants.”
Ahem. “I’ll be in my bunk.”