I bet Kate Middleton does the same thing.

I have reached peak white trash. No, literally — I overslept, so my “shower” consisted of five baby wipes, dry shampoo, and a metric shit-ton of powder.

(Oh, please. Like I have a threshold for “oversharing.”)

#ClassyAsFuck

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