My username on OkCupid is SmugWrites, but with my actual name.
The first line of my profile is, “Hi, I’m Smug.” (Actual name.)
So obviously I get a message this morning: “Hi I’m ben,what’s your name?”
Half an hour later, Ben sends a follow-up: “?” (Yep. Just the question mark.)
I reported this to a teacher friend who summed it up nicely: “Ben doesn’t read for comprehension.”