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(CAN I fuck while eating cookies? We’ve already established this week that I can find anything on the Internet. Surely someone on OkCupid is looking to get naked Keebler-elf-style. I won’t even make you do it in a tree — everything on me is over-tender, I couldn’t possibly fuck in a tree.) 
Smug Singleton 
Saw the title and my brain went straight to the wrong sort of elf. (I was expecting naked Legolas or something.)