Human operator vs. automated menu

Among the messages I’ve sent to an OkCupid guy I’ve been talking to: “That said, it’s not as if I’m on a dating site because products from the adult store are handling all my needs. (Curse you menfolk and your bonus features.)”

Honestly… Men? Y’all are the best. I would shake your hand if I didn’t so urgently need it under my dress.

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