I am so aroused by this that I’m blushing while watching it at work. I’m actually uncomfortable and a little squirmy.
Shut up.
Colbert doesn’t get involved until about 3:10, but Jesus God, he’s, like, gasping and breathing heavy and I might need to go take care of a few things…with a mop…
Judging by my reaction to hearing it through headphones, if he got breathy even remotely near my ear in person, I would lose my goddamn mind. #truthiness
Smug Singleton 