OkCupid’s new fill-in-the-red-flag feature

OK, I’m pretty sure your wife doesn’t know she’s IN the “open marriage” you list on OkCupid if your profile reads: “Married guy with a Wife that’s interested in sex as she is in taking out the trash. Need someone I can connect with.”

And then under OKC’s fill-in-the-blank prompt of, “I spend a lot of time thinking about,” he writes, “I future with someone who appreciates me more.”

Wow… Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Jesus, dude. Maybe take four seconds and spin that into something a little less angry and tragic? You need a publicist. And a proofreader.

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