Woman near the office coffee: “Oh, I like your sweater, it’s so pretty!”
Me: “Aw, thank you!”
She leaves the room.
Man near the office coffee: “I can’t say anything about your sweater because that would be creepy.”
Me: “Thank you, I appreciate that.”
Though, um…if you didn’t want to be creepy, maybe don’t bring it up at all? What with the wedding ring and all…maybe just shut up?
Also, I am apparently an asshole before I’ve had coffee.