“Did your dick get stung by 90 bees?!”

Sometimes I forget how much porn (erm…”erotica”) I follow on Tumblr until I open the app at work and “OMG, that’s a vagina. Gahhh, shut it down, shut it down!”

See also: wang. Giant, scary, first scene of “Trainwreck” wang.

“Your dick doesn’t end! Why doesn’t your dick end?!”