My OkCupid profile says I’m going to my niece’s birthday this weekend “with an irresponsible quantity of My Little Pony gifts,” and a man just sent me the following first message:
“Considering your propensity for my little pony gifts – do you worry you may be spurring your niece to be a brony in the making? (Yes, that is a real word – after the likely google search – you are welcome 😉 )”
Um, have YOU Googled it…? Shitheel.
I’d write back to correct him, and to remind him Bronies are awesome, but he already bugs me. You think you’re dropping some Pony science on ME? Pfft.
I have officially become a master of inferring probably-nonexistent condescension.
P.S. I emailed a friend about this, and she replied, “Idiot. Girls are Pegasisters. Duh.”
Smug Singleton 
If the dude’s point was to show how With It he is, he failed. And the ‘you are welcome’ is just obnoxious.
Aw, WordPress ate my Inigo Montoya gif. 😦
RIGHT? Screw you, dude.