Me: “I think I’ve set a new record for getting interested in, then totally over, an OkCupid guy. This last one took, like, three days.”
Friend: “Are you serious?”
Me: “I’m probably exaggerating, I guess it couldn’t have been THREE days… *looking at email* Holy shit, it WAS — we started OKC messaging Friday, emailing Saturday, phone call Sunday night, and I woke up yesterday thinking, ‘Yeah, I think I’m done.'”
This is why my therapist loves me.