Sometimes you’re in a bad emotional place.
But then your friend who works at the adult boutique texts you to report that a man wearing a Trump t-shirt bought a giant, veiny dildo, and suddenly everything else seems pretty insignificant by comparison.
P.S. If you wondered, the toy IS made in America. Because America’s ALREADY fucking great. (Literally, apparently.)
Smug Singleton 
This is quite possibly the best thing I’ve read all day.