Re: @yvettestjames blowjob class: “I already knew HOW, but it’s like knowing how to fight & then getting a chance to train with Mr. Miyagi.”
There was a woman in the blowjob class who brought along a notebook that said on the front, “Be the change you wish to see in the world.”
That’s probably totally what Ghandi had in mind.
The P.S. on an email to friends about all my special feeeeelings:
“I’m also menstruating, so kindly accept this grain of salt. Just a grain, though — I’ll bite your goddamn hand off if you take my salt.”
Listen HERE, world. I only go to therapy every other week, so dumb family shit that’s going to eat my brain until vodka makes it stop can’t happen during off weeks.
It’s not even worth detailing because they’re SUCH stupid conversations, but did you ever have a mundane discussion with your family that just crawls under your skin and colonizes? Yesterday with Dad, today with Mom — almost as if they’d tagged in and out.
Remind me again, WHY don’t I just send the therapy bills to my parents? Wait, what? “Owning my issues because I’m a grown-ass lady?” That doesn’t sound like me at all.
I’m so grateful to have so many influences outside my family. And for the therapist. SO MUCH FOR THE THERAPIST. (And obviously for my willing/ableness to work and tell heredity to go fuck itself.)
Earlier I wondered if I’m walking around all Bitchface McIrritable at work today because I have PMS.
And then I saw this, got viciously angry, then weepy-sad, so… that answers that.
My body image has been hovering around decent lately, so I’m pissed this got to me, but Christ, this is what *I* look like, just shorter. People are fucking awful.
But then…Hm, I still think she’s hot, so I must be hot, too.
Right, then. Done and done. Good work, Brain.
Via E! Online and Hateful Fuckers Everywhere: Amy Schumer Slams Haters After Beach Body Criticism, Says She Looks ”Strong and Healthy”
Dispatches from the Department of Refusing to Believe an OkCupid Profile is Real…
“Hi there my name is shane i would like to ask you an intriguing and unique idea as long as your an open minded person and don’t mind a thinking outside the box type of idea”
This is not a thing a grown-ass human man wrote. *shaking head* Nope. NOOOPE.