Email to a friend…
Me: “I am juvenile. But damn, there are a lot of jokes here. “
Friend: “I mean, how are you supposed to NOT make jokes at that? They may as well have named the shades ‘John Holmes’ and ‘Ron Jeremy.’ ‘Yeah, rub it on your face, baby.'”
Me: “HA! Aaand THAT is why we’re friends.”
Followup thought: “Gargantuan Golden SHOWERS.” Hey-o!