At this point I’m convinced y’all are creating fake OkCupid profiles and sending me messages just to fuck with me…
This morning I got one perfectly fine message from a seemingly literate 42-year-old gymnast. Oooh, flexy…
And another message from a 26-year-old who wrote, “Hey there, can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
This can’t be real life.
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Maybe it’s a sign of the kind of day I’m having, but the 26 year old made me giggle.