Dispatches from the Department of Dating Dichotomy

At this point I’m convinced y’all are creating fake OkCupid profiles and sending me messages just to fuck with me…

This morning I got one perfectly fine message from a seemingly literate 42-year-old gymnast. Oooh, flexy…

And another message from a 26-year-old who wrote, “Hey there, can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”

This can’t be real life.

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