My mother, re: a woman on TV:
“She shouldn’t even be wearing that dress, because look at it around her chest, it’s pulling.”
“I would never buy that because it has horizontal stripes.”
“Some people like that, Mom.”
“Pfft. Skinny people…”
This is where I came from, you guys. I swear it’s a fucking miracle I can even leave my house.
Thankfully I have better influences now, though, because even in tight-around-my-chest horizontal stripes, my pudgy ass is adorable.