The Berenstain Bears and the Illiterate Cheesemonger

Conundrum: An otherwise fine, fairly attractive man on OkCupid sent me a message, but under the “favorite books” prompt in his profile, he just wrote, “I’m not into books.”

Ordinarily, immediate grounds for dismissal: “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.”

BUT…He works with specialty cheeses.

You GUYS. What if he’s a cheeseMONGER?!

To his credit, among other things, his message said, “I’ll start reading one now if it will help.”

Well played, Cheese Guy.

Also, yes, it would help: War and Peace, please. Make it snappy.

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