Conundrum: An otherwise fine, fairly attractive man on OkCupid sent me a message, but under the “favorite books” prompt in his profile, he just wrote, “I’m not into books.”
Ordinarily, immediate grounds for dismissal: “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.”
BUT…He works with specialty cheeses.
You GUYS. What if he’s a cheeseMONGER?!
To his credit, among other things, his message said, “I’ll start reading one now if it will help.”
Well played, Cheese Guy.
Also, yes, it would help: War and Peace, please. Make it snappy.