And speaking of party dresses…
Whenever you put on a piece of clothing, look in the mirror, and think, “Is that MY body? GodDAMN, I want to have sex with myself!”, you need that garment in your life.
Perfect mindset for tonight’s family party, no? (Hush, there’ll be other people there.)
Smug Singleton 
Knock ’em dead with your amazingly dressed self. š