Today someone found this blog by searching for “slutty Pandora stations.”
I’m confused. Would that be music ABOUT sluts? Music that MAKES us slutty? (I have those songs — put on Rihanna’s “S&M” and I might as well have a pole.)
Is the station ITSELF slutty? Does it sidle up against all the other stations, all, “Hey, Top 40, how YOU doin’?”
And come on, aren’t ALL Pandora stations a little bit slutty? I mean, they all give it up to pretty much anyone.
Next up on Pandora’s Slut Station: “Runaround Sue” gets freaky with “The Wanderer.” (I’m not really old enough for that frame of reference, but I AM pretty pleased with it — that there’s some OG slut shame.)
Aside from the obvious ‘who searches for “slutty Pandora stations”‘ (whoever you are, if you’re still reading, I’m not judging, just bemused), I don’t remember you using those words in sequence (although I suppose it’s possible they were all in the same post, just nowhere near each other.)