The Rhythm Nation Method

Today someone found this blog by searching for “slutty Pandora stations.”


I’m confused. Would that be music ABOUT sluts? Music that MAKES us slutty? (I have those songs — put on Rihanna’s “S&M” and I might as well have a pole.)

Is the station ITSELF slutty? Does it sidle up against all the other stations, all, “Hey, Top 40, how YOU doin’?”

And come on, aren’t ALL Pandora stations a little bit slutty? I mean, they all give it up to pretty much anyone.

Next up on Pandora’s Slut Station: “Runaround Sue” gets freaky with “The Wanderer.” (I’m not really old enough for that frame of reference, but I AM pretty pleased with it — that there’s some OG slut shame.)

1 thought on “The Rhythm Nation Method

  1. How…? What?
    Aside from the obvious ‘who searches for “slutty Pandora stations”‘ (whoever you are, if you’re still reading, I’m not judging, just bemused), I don’t remember you using those words in sequence (although I suppose it’s possible they were all in the same post, just nowhere near each other.)

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