“He looks like a cool drink of water, but he’s candy coated misery…”

Oh, OK, that’s not weird at all. Someone I slept with 20 years ago and never heard from again just looked at my LinkedIn profile?

Sure, why not?

Pfft. Whatever. Dude’s name was Heath — I fucked him because I thought he’d be filled with toffee.

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