Texting friends about my family:
Me: “My sister just told me she thinks she and I are ‘curbing the insanity’ in the family. BRB, have to go laugh for a week straight.”
Friend 1: “I literally laughed out loud. Loudly. It may have been a cackle.”
Friend 2: “The funniest part is she really believes that.”
Smug Singleton 