Texting a friend about exercise classes:
“I’ll tag along for the trampoline class, as long as you don’t mind me thinking it’s hilarious to keep telling people I put the ‘tramp’ in ‘trampoline.'”
“OMG, and ‘tramp-o-lean’ when I get skinny!”
“Aaaahhhh, ‘Tramp O’Line’ for my Irish side!”
“Sorry, I’m done now.”
Smug Singleton 