“Benjamin is no one’s friend.”

First message on OkCupid:
 
“You are extremely sexy not
Just saying that 🌹❤️you seem very sweet also. I’m Dave can we chat ?:)”
 
Formatting is important, Dave. That hard return puts a li’l Wayne’s World on your game: “You are extremely sexy. NOT. Just saying that.”
 
#PralinesAndDick
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