“Cuntry first”/”Please keep your vagina off America’s couch.”

When I first saw today’s headlines giving Kellyanne Conway shit for having her feet on a couch, I thought, “Goddamn, don’t we have more pressing things to fret about? Obama without a jacket, Conway’s feet — you’re so trifling. This is why we can’t have nice things!”

But, um…then I saw the photo in question and… Oh. Oh, honey… *sigh*

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I don’t care about your feet on the couch, but damn, girl, get your VAGINA off the couch!

I hope she at least had on Spanx.

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