Giving new meaning to “Doublemeat Palace”

Thought process:

“Ooh, Friend of Facebook Friend is cuuute. I should ask her about him.”

“He lives in St. Louis.”

“And? I’d hardly ever have to shave, and I could just fly out once a month for sex and barbecue!”

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