During a text conversation evaluating the things we like best about being naked together, New Person told me I’m “a wizard with [my] tongue.”
So…yeah. Sending in my Hogwarts application today.
Also: “Weeeeee are the champions, my friiieeeennnnnds…”
P.S. Don’t care if he’s exaggerating to feed my ego. I am a Dick Wizard.
Smug Singleton 