I’m tempted to write back to this first OkCupid message, only to demand an explanation for that last exclamation point.
I have questions.
Is that, like, your punctuation money shot? You finish writing a standard message like a normal 45-year-old man but then you’re like, “Wait, you know what? …BAM, a RED one — unexpected, right?! Hash tag NAILED IT.”
Don’t you know the minimum is 15 pieces of flair, sir?
Smug Singleton 