Tonight I told my therapist that I don’t think I have very much anxiety, and she raised her eyebrows at me in disbelief.
1. Um, so, hey, if I could just get a map of all my particular Crazy side streets, that’d be great. I didn’t know about Anxiety Alley.
2. I do NOT have anxiety. I worry the exact right amount — people who don’t worry that much are just fucking stupid.
Smug Singleton 