I would not be permitted to get in Formation.

Tonight I went to a Beyoncé-themed “Frisky Friday” striptease dance class at Philly Dance Fitness, and the 7 months’ pregnant instructor wore kitten heels and twerked circles around my tragic ass.

It was awesomely mortifying and I highly recommend it.

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