Unfriending the Crazy

Today my psychiatrist advised me to stop consuming so much news and social media.

You heard it here, y’all — modern life is insane-making.

(Also, yes, I’m aware I’m posting this ON social media. Um…it’s a process?)

Like a turducken of condescension

I’m not sure, but I think a man just mansplained another mansplainer to me, and now my head hurts.

They changed OkCupid’s messaging, so I often don’t see first messages for a few weeks. Today I encountered this one.

There a few different directions it could be headed. I’m curious, but not so much that I’ll reply just to find out.

This seems like a perfectly rational response to a Facebook post by my fit, attractive local meteorologists.

But seriously, 9 miles? On your DINNER BREAK?! Go fuck yourselves. You ain’t right. Do you not KNOW about tacos?

Text to a friend: “I didn’t know that was weird until my therapist told me.”

This should be the title of my debut novel.