Let us all salute this brave man for coming forward to correct my assessment of MY OWN SENSE OF HUMOR in my online dating profile. Phew! Thank GOD you were here, sir.
My therapist has been trying to get me to stop calling myself white trash, but I AM currently using one of my slippers as a coaster, so, um… 🤷🏻♀️
“Hey, Smug, how’s online dating going?”SO glad you asked, gentle reader!
Oh, hey… Kiss my dick, Amazon.
When I told my therapist I was having a hard time getting myself to respond to OkCupid messages, even when I WANTED to, and I went over my previous experiences with online dating, she said, “Well, yeah, that makes sense. If you’d tried ice skating 10 times and ended up breaking an ankle every time, you probably wouldn’t be too excited to try again.”YUP.