My brain on online dating: “Have I told you lately that you’re an undateable garbage monster?”
Also my brain on online dating: “Mm hm, sure have — several times, actually. Also, shut the fuck up, I’m trying to get us laid here.”
My brain on online dating: “Have I told you lately that you’re an undateable garbage monster?”
Also my brain on online dating: “Mm hm, sure have — several times, actually. Also, shut the fuck up, I’m trying to get us laid here.”