I texted a guy’s dating profile photo to a friend…
Her: “Hard pass. The curtains. I can’t get past the curtains.”
Me: “Holy shit, I didn’t even notice the curtains! They got lost behind the camo, the cake, and the Crazy Eyes!”
Her: “I’d like to give him props for making that cake, but that’s a Shoprite liner. He didn’t make that shit.”
I’m not posting the whole photo here because I’m not a COMPLETE asshole, but here are the offending curtains, and a bit of the camo.
NB: I am complete shit at home decor, so I’m not judging anyone’s style — I don’t even HAVE curtains. But I do have very mild OCD, and that mismatch would drive me batshit insane.